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You Know You're In Fairfield When...
- traffic means cows crossing the road.
- your house pet is a cow.
- your children can ride a tractor before a bike.
- all of your shoes are "mud boots".
- you always complain about needing a bigger tractor.
- your tractor has more miles than your car.
- you smell the lovely perfume of cow manure.
- there's more water in the corn field than Fairfield Pond.
- you finish each other's sentences about cow manure.
- your next-door neighbor is a herd of cows.
- you've ever been told "you smell like maple syrup".
- you have "mud days" in addition to "snow days".
- you see more cows than people.
- taking a "trip" means going to Burlington.
- going "out to eat" means bringing your lunch to the hay field.
- having your family come for dinner involves 40 pounds of meat and a hundred borrowed chairs.
- your parents hear about the shenanigans you've been up to before you've finished doing them.
- your destroyed barn is rebuilt in one day by friends and family.
- Farmers Day at Jay Peak is your vacation.
- "dressing up" means putting on a clean shirt with a collar and new work boots.
- you've woken up to find a new pair of boots under the Christmas tree.
- you pull an all-nighter in your barn.
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